What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?